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Why is Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus Pink?
Why aren't you pink?Where can I take Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus?
Any Duty in Duty Finder, especially Chicken Tenders.Can I refridgerate Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus?
Yes, but please provide him a coat.Is Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus OK for my pet?
Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus loves cats. Please always send Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus photos of your cat.What do I do if Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus dropped his soup and left a stain on my carpet?
Give him some towels and he'll clean up after himself.When can I take Pepto-Bismol Ultra@Mateus with me?
Any time you see him on, please ask politely.Why don't those pictures link to anything?
I have yet to prepare my speech on Gunblade safety. Apologies to interested parties.